The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...