Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...