Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...