Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...