Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...