IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...