Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...