Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...