Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...