Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...