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The Crying Horse
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Public school dangers
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I’ve got the lumber
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Anniversary Flowers
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Why Worry?
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Black Peas???
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At the first session of a conversion class…
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Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.