New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...