A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....