Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...