Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...