Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...