New rules for dieting!
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
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How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
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10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
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This pill allows you to fly
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A pile of one liners!
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Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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How many times.
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