A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...