Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...