A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...