Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...