The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...