The Snake
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The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Whatever you want it to be
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Make my own bed
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A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
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A talking horse
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
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