Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...