Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...