Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.