Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...