The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...