The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...