Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...