Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...