Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Workplace insanity
|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...