How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
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The morning after…
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Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
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Tattoo Parlour
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THE BOYS OF SUMMER
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Will Rogers On Men
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