WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...