A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...