It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...