Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...