Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...