Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!