This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...