Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...