A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...