Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...