Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...