Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....