Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Ebonic Medical Dictionary
ARTERY. . . . . . . . .THE STUDY OF PAINTINGSBACTERIA. . ....
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...