A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...