A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...