Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...