Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...