Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...